There Are, Uh, Some Very ‘Adult’ Bugs In Cyberpunk 2077

CONTENT WARNING: Okay, so, we all know that Cyberpunk 2077 is a very adult game, yes? That means there’s both graphic violence and graphic depictions of certain areas. What I’m saying is, children should definitely not scroll down because there’s going to be digital representations of peen. Hilarious peen, but peen nonetheless. You have been warned.

Now that the adults-only warning is out of the way, Cyberpunk 2077 has a lot of hilarious bugs that center around what we’re going to refer to as the “groinal region”. We’re talking men and women that literally cannot be contained, and not because they decided to max out that penis size slider during character creation.

For whatever reason, one of the more common bugs players seem to be experiencing in Cyberpunk 2077 is one in which their unit escapes their fly. We have several examples popping out on Reddit and Twitter. And it’s not just limited to the strictly “male” interpretation of V, either. Female V seems to run into a similar issue where she’s spilling out of a torn t-shirt, and trans V can have both bugs simultaneously.

Bugs are just limited to highly visible genitals. Sometimes, they become invisible. One user notes that their dick disappears if they strip naked and look into V’s mirror. It’s hard to tell if this is strictly a mirror bug or a penis bug, but it’s still hilariously rendering V as a Ken doll.

Sadly, Cyberpunk 2077 isn’t just full of appearing and disappearing genitals. There are also floating guns, tiny trees (that have since been fixed from a driver update), freezes, crashes, and all sorts of bugs that’ll make your time in Night City even more bizarre and frustrating than you might’ve expected. CD Projekt Red is clearly hard at work getting all these bugs sorted out, but in the meantime, always check your fly before heading out on the town.

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