Every romanceable character in Fire Emblem: Three Houses, ranked
Fire Emblem: Three Houses brings the best parts of the series together: Strategic battles, a heart-rending storyline, and, of course, 35 romanceable characters to choose from. Unlike some previous games, pairing up characters does not result in kids, so instead of focusing on romancing the character that will produce the best offspring, you can follow your heart.
But 35 is a lot to choose from. The characters in Three Houses run a wide gamut of personalities, physical appearances, and fighting prowess. What’s a player to do?
The Polygon staff sat down to discuss and rank all the romanceable characters in Fire Emblem: Three Houses. There are a lot of factors to take into consideration: How good is their hair? Are they indescribably annoying? Are they so sweet and earnest that you can’t help wanting to protect them to the ends of the earth? Here’s what we came up with.
[Ed. note: Light spoilers for Fire Emblem: Three Houses follow.]
35. Cyril
Karen Han, Entertainment Reporter: He’s a child.
Petrana Radulovic, Junior Entertainment Reporter: His one personality trait is that he loves Lady Rhea, which automatically makes him …
Ryan Gilliam, News Writer: … a narc.
34. Flayn
Petrana: Also a child.
33. Rhea
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Intelligent Systems, Koei Tecmo Games/Nintendo
Petrana: I haven’t gotten far enough to know quote-unquote “the truth about her” but I just get massively bad vibes from her. Also, she has mom energy.
32. Sothis
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Intelligent Systems, Koei Tecmo / Nintendo
Petrana: She’s also another Fire Emblem hero who’s a 9,000-year old goddess trapped in a 9-year-old’s body. Hmm.
31. Leonie
Petrana: Her one trait is that she likes your dad.
Ryan: She’s horny for Jeralt, but she’s mean.
Palmer Haasch, Editorial Intern: She has good hair, though.
30. Catherine
Palmer: I just think she’s neat. She has really good queer hair. Is that a fair thing to say?
Ryan: She steals all my EXP in every mission that we run together, and I’m mad at her for that.
29. Seteth
Karen: He’s mean, but he sort of has that “science teacher I had a crush on” energy.
Ryan: I like his boring but wholesome dad energy.
Palmer: He’s a big nerd.
28. Ingrid
Karen: I don’t know her.
Petrana: She’s very sweet and very polite. She’s definitely had to deal with a lot of personal trauma, but she’s also very boring. And kinda racist?
27. Gilbert
Karen: He also has, to me, hot dad energy.
Ryan: He looks like your dad got wrinkles. He’s like older, shittier Jeralt.
Palmer: He would look better with gray hair, like a silver fox.
Ryan: The one streak of gray hair isn’t doing anything for anybody.
26. Hilda
Palmer: Hilda is my strong girl, but she doesn’t give a shit about anything. Also, she looks like Junko from Danganronpa.
25. Ignatz
Karen: He has the face of a boy, but the voice of a man, and I don’t like that.
Petrana: He’s one of the few characters I actively tried to recruit.
Palmer: His hair sucks.
Ryan: I recruited him by accident.
24. Caspar
Karen: He’s dumb, but he’s strong.
Ryan: That’s honestly the only thing you can say about him.
Petrana: He has dumbass Gen Z energy.
23. Felix
Petrana: He’s an absolute jerk, but he also makes very good points that no one takes him seriously for.
Karen: He looks like a Yu Yu Hakusho character.
Petrana: He’s very goth, and for that, I have to like him a little bit.
22. Dedue
Petrana: He’s such a softie on the inside. He loves to cook, he loves to garden. But he also blindly follows whatever Dimitri does, which is not always the best thing. He has a bad haircut.
Karen: His post-time skip hair is great, though. Also, he’s tall and strong.
21. Alois
Ryan: Oh my god. He’s just me. That’s the only reason I haven’t romanced him, because he has my energy and I hate it.
20. Lysithea
Karen: She strikes me as the kind of goth girl who would also have Lisa Frank binders.
Palmer: She’s a kid that also really wants to be taken seriously, which I empathize with. She’s sweet, but also will cut you.
Ryan: She looks like a Ghost Pokémon gym leader.
19. Ferdinand
Karen: I resent that he’s not higher. He has such good hair.
Petrana: My big pet peeve with Ferdinand is that he’s a jerk when I try to give him lost items.
Ryan: He has such a huge chip on his shoulder, and I want to give him a hug more than anything.
18. Manuela
Petrana: If she didn’t constantly try to hit on you, I think she’d be top tier.
Palmer: I feel like there’s something to be said about the confidence of just having your boobs out like that. I respect it.
Ryan: She keeps finding dates, and good for her.
17. Ashe
Karen: When I look at Ashe, I see a void of personality.
Petrana: He’s a good, sweet boy with a really sad back story.
Palmer: He’s big emo.
16. Shamir
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Karen: She’s just cool.
Palmer: She reminds me of the cool girl in The Emoji Movie. It’s a feeling.
15. Annette
Petrana: Her whole thing is that she pushes herself too hard because of her inferiority complex and, honestly, relatable. Also, she gets really powerful.
14. Mercedes
Karen: I am envious of her hair.
Petrana: She’s the embodiment of Hufflepuff.
Palmer: We stan a bi queen.
Ryan: She sounds possessed, though. Like, she’s going to have this demon turn at some point.
13. Petra
Petrana: I respect the fact that she shares half of my name. Also, her eye tattoo is cool.
Palmer: Her face is good.
Karen: She’s also incredibly strong. Class that sword skill up!
Petrana: She talks like Starfire from Teen Titans, and she basically has the same color scheme, too.
12. Linhardt
Karen: He has dead shark eyes, and I love it.
Ryan: He doesn’t need me, I need him.
11. Hanneman
Petrana: Karen.
Karen: This is just for me.
Palmer: I have nothing to say about Hanneman.
10. Hubert
Karen: He has no eyebrows, which I, personally, love.
Petrana: I wish I could get to know him better, but he just shuns everyone who’s not in his house.
Ryan: He does that even if you’re in his house.
Karen: He has the most annoying, awful, mansplaining energy … but it’s good for me.
9. Claude
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Intelligent Systems, KOEI TECMO GAMES CO., LTD./Nintendo
Palmer: I have strong feelings about him and for him. I think it’s funny that everyone is making him out to be this meme-lord, but he’s really just the only house leader without a stick up his ass. The braid is good.
Petrana: I think he’s the leader who ages up the best.
Karen: He gets a chinstrap, though.
Ryan: Seteth has a nice chinstrap.
8. Dimitri
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Intelligent Systems, Koei Tecmo Games/Nintendo
Petrana: Here’s the thing about Dimitri: Pre-time skip, he’s very serious and very formal, which I like, but post-time skip, he becomes absolutely riddled with PTSD, and turns into this Byronic hero, which I love. But he needs help. He needs heavy counseling.
Ryan: I don’t know how he gets the eyepatch, but I’m super into it.
Palmer: He’s definitely hotter with the eyepatch.
Ryan: It’s like “woke/broke” but with the eyepatch.
7. Edelgard
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Intelligent Systems, Koei Tecmo Games/Nintendo
Karen: I like her a lot. I stayed with her throughout the game and she’s way more chill than her reputation suggests.
Palmer: Tiny goth sword GF.
Ryan: I want to date Edelgard so she can have someone who isn’t Hubert in her life, who can do fun things to express herself that isn’t murdering people.
Petrana: She’s basically Daenerys Targaryen.
6. Sylvain
Karen: He has terrible hair, and I don’t like him.
Palmer: Karen, you’re wrong.
Petrana: Sylvain’s hair is the thing that is pushing me to romance him over Dimitri.
Ryan: It’s what makes him worth salvaging.
Petrana: He is sweet under that facade of being a ladykiller. His supports with Annette are the sweetest things in the world. He’s also self-aware and considers himself to be trash, so #relatable.
Ryan: He and Lorenz are the same, but I only want to set Lorenz on fire, because of his hair.
5. Lorenz
Karen: I like his dumb hair.
Petrana: It only gets worse!
Karen: It gets better! Also, he looks like an Ooccoo.
Palmer: So Lorenz is the absolute worst, but he’s also my special boy. I have to respect the fact that he just constantly is telling Claude that he’s a fraud.
4. Marianne
Palmer: She’s so talented and kind, and needs to believe more in herself. Also, her hair is pretty.
Karen: She has insane anime girl voice.
Palmer: She sounds like Fluttershy from My Little Pony. Some personal news, I started rewatching My Little Pony.
3. Dorothea
Petrana: I’m team Dorothea’s hat.
Palmer: I hate it. It’s early 2000s.
Ryan: It’s bad. She does sing that big, long song to Edelgard.
Palmer: That’s big gay energy.
Karen: She has big Kacey Musgraves energy, like the friend of your older sister who is just unbelievably pretty and cool.
Ryan: She’s basically young Manuela, which is exactly what she wants to be.
2. Raphael
Karen: Big boy.
1. Bernadetta
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Intelligent Systems, Koei Tecmo Games/Nintendo
Ryan: She’s so precious. I want to protect her and help her get out of her shell, but also let her stay in her shell if that’s what she really wants. She’s my best unit by far.
Petrana: She’s the one I bent over backwards to try to recruit. I bought so many stuffed bears until she finally agreed to join my house. She’s the best.
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